Saturday, January 31, 2009

Reading Is Fundamental

rif When I was a kid in Vacaville, California, we had a great library and we went there fairly often. I remember seeing bookmobile and RIF commercials on TV. I thought the idea of someone driving a bunch of books around like some kind of literary ice cream man was pretty cool. I asked my mom why we didn’t have one of those and she told me they were for poor kids in places like Oakland. Even at a tender age, I knew Oakland was a place we stayed away from, so that was that for books on wheels.

Other than reading for work – endless amounts of technical documentation, whitepapers, presentations and studies of trends, etc. – I probably read at least a book per month. Sometimes more. Usually history, economics, politics, science. Definitely skewed toward the social sciences. I am not above reading fiction, but since Tom Clancy ran his course I just haven’t really gotten into any. Once in awhile, I’ll dig up a classic - 1984, The Grapes of Wrath, The Good Earth, All Quiet on the Western Front – usually books I lifted from high school that I may or may not have read when they were assigned but that I kept for later.

Recently, I was reading Julia Keller’s commentary in the Chicago Tribune on Obama as a “literary president”. Other than just another note in the symphony of Obama adoration in the press and making me a little mad by taking the now obligatory pot-shot at Bush, it got me thinking about reading. (More on the pot-shot in a future post.)

The official literacy rate (as reported by the CIA World Fact Book) in the United States is 99%. But the definition used for “literacy” in that reporting (for all countries) is a very basic standard indeed – being able to read and write even a few hundred words in your native language at the age of 15.
There is an oft-quoted stat from ~2007 that 80% of Americans have not bought or read a book in the past year. This was a private study by The Jenkins Group, but I couldn’t lay my hands on the original study, so I’m going on the reporting of it in other sources – including a summary of various reading/publishing statistics compiled by Robyn Jackson.
Compounding the confusion is the conflict between various surveys. For example, a Census Bureau report in 2002 cited 43.2% of people reading books in the past year – which would put us quite a distance from that 80% number.
A 1993 study found that up to 23% of American adults had only the most basic level of literacy, with difficulty locating information in printed material such as books, newspapers and maps.

My first instinct when I think of these stats is, “How can this possibly be true?” I mean after all, everyone I know reads quite a bit. But then, I don’t know thousands of people and, like most people, the people I hang out with are pretty much like me – white, middle class or better, decently educated, reasonably smart. What’s more, I think there is a tradition (in fact, a doctrine) of Mormonism that encourages reading of not just church-related materials but wide ranging topics.

I’m not expecting people to spend their evenings reading the classics by they fire, but how do people get through life without reading? It would certainly explain how we as a country have gotten to a point where we know collectively nothing about history and can’t manage our own financial affairs. And what’s worse, people seem to have precious little curiosity about things.
If someone tells me it is warmer/colder now then it has been in 1000 years, and I don’t know what the Maunder Minimum or Medieval Warm Period are, then I’m likely to just accept that.
If someone tells me this is the worst economy in 50 years, and I don’t remember the Carter years or understand what made the Great Depression “great” then why should I doubt?
sting
If I don’t know that Sting lifted the “plot” for Roxanne from Cyrano de Bergerac or numerous lyric lines from Shakespeare’s sonnets, then the guy seems like even more of a genius songwriter.

Holy crap people. Turn off America’s Next Top Model and The Bachelor and just read something. Anything. You can Tivo your favorite reality shows and watch them later.

In the end, I sincerely hope that 80% is not accurate. What’s the point of being literate if you choose not to read?

What’s the last book you read? How much reading do you do?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Furnace fixer dude

So when I came home from work, it seemed a little chilly in the house, but I was more focused on dinner. The Mrs was gone to a play practice so it was just me and the kids. While we were cleaning up dinner, I noticed the thermostat screen was blank.
Since it was getting time for the nearby Ace Hardware to close, I ran out, got a new thermostat and put it in. I felt pretty handy.
But then, the furnace still didn't work.

I got out all the books and found where it was flashing a trouble code but I couldn't fix it.

So I decided I needed to call for service. We didn't need it fixed tonight ($$$) but definitely needed it on Friday. I called around and left a couple messages, but then, lo and behold, one guy actually answered the phone in person.
Dirk himself answered the phone at Dirk's Heating. As he was taking my info, he started walking me through getting the furnace back on. ("tap on this", "paper clip these two wires together", etc.) He was really trying to get me working tonight even before he could come and do the real fix. I was incredibly impressed with this level of service.

If you are on the Eastside and need furnace help, by all means call:
Dirk's Heating
590 SE Andrews St, Issaquah, WA 98027
(425) 392-1937
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Black Thursday @ MSFT

Well, today was the long awaited day at Microsoft. Bad results and first ever mass layoff info here.

So far, I only know one person who got the bad news today. Which is still terrible for someone you know, but it could have been worse.

Can't say I haven't done my share of worrying about this, but my group is one of the ones making money, so I have some reassurance in that.

I hate to complain when so many won't have a job at all, but I'm especially bummed about this from Steve Ballmer's email to the troops:

"We'll also reduce costs by eliminating merit increases for FY10 that would have
taken effect in September of this calendar year."
Honestly, I'm having a great year in my new job and I think it would have been a solid review for me. Now I'll still work toward that great result in terms of the review, but there won't be the cash and prizes to go along with that, which for me personally makes it hard to stay as enthusiastic about it as I had been.

Oh well. What can you do? At least they ripped the band-aid off quickly, and early in the day so the market could react through the day time.

Not to spread my plague of depression and negativity, but compared to past recessions and even the Great Depression (which this current downturn doesn't begin to approach), I really don't see a way out of it. This is not a Republican vs Democrat issue because the Republicans are screwing up too. You can't borrow and tax money and then spend it and say you are stimulating the economy. Since most of the billions are borrowed, we're arguably devaluing our currency at a double rate.

Aggressive tax cuts (for the people who are actually paying taxes) and real spending cuts would help, but the fact is we've got an aging boomer population with nothing really following them. This means we have a permanent glut of housing. Nothing will bring that back. And those same boomers have decided the government owes them care and cash forever just because they are successfully getting old. Clearly not a recipe for growth.
So...you still got a job?

Monday, January 19, 2009

HD - oh yeah - we got it

Our Dish HD Turbo 1000zx (or whatever) was installed today.

Cutting to the chase...Is it better?

Yeah, I guess. But it's just TV, so other than the fact that most channels now use of the full glorious 47" face of our Toshiba TV, it's still kinda lame if you ask me. Not quite sure what all the fuss is about.

The receiver is much better. The guide is better. The scrolling is better. The DVR hard drive is ginormous.

The installer was a complete, mouth-breathing moron. And there, dear friends, is the heart of the story.

First, he showed up and started asking where our "Comcast cable TV conduit box" was. Umm...we've lived in this house 10 years and it was built for us from mere sticks. We've never had Comcast. Any wiring dangling around the outside was put there by a Dish installer whose parole has probably been revoked by now. He seemed to think it was odd that we couldn't find this thing.

When my wife, who was supervising the first part of this operation, asked me about it, I had no idea what the heck he was talking about. By the time I raced home from work, she had the blueprints of the house spread out on the living room floor looking for this mystery box.

Turns out he was looking for something like this. More searching on the web would seem to indicate that this is not really a standard piece of equipment - Comcast or not.

Boy Tesla also had to ask my wife to lend him a screwdriver. That seems like something that someone whose job title is "installer" would have in his truck. Sigh.

OK, those of you who know me know that I don't like ladders. I always say that putting up my Christmas lights is one of the scariest things I do on purpose. As it turns out Jimmy Neutron here is also afraid of heights. He took one look at where the dish was going to be installed and said "Wow. That's high." No kidding dude. That's why I called someone else to do it.

Another weird thing is that he asked if we had an alarm system and he wanted to look for the distribution box in the master bedroom closet. It did concern us that maybe he was casing the joint. At least we know that if we secure our valuables with a screw or put them on the top shelf, there are probably safe from him.

I asked him a couple questions about the receiver, but that was a waste of time. I knew more about it from reading the blurb on the web than this guy did. And, with my 12 year old sitting on the couch, he demo'd the marvels of HD to me by turning to Jerry Springer during what looked like was going to be a particularly shocking revelation about what this wife found in her husband's cell phone.

By the time he left, I was beginning to wonder why I even own a TV.

I still think the guy installed some additional stuff on our roof (shown at left) that isn't on our plan. Oh well, maybe there is a special promotion on.

On the plus side, while he was here he did offer to sell us "rabbit ears" so we could get local channels without paying Dish for them. And an HDMI cable. I'm sure Dish would love his side businesses. Maybe if he didn't have a truck full of rabbit ears, he would have room for a screwdriver.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

This just in…

On the eve of his historic inauguration, President-Elect Obama announces his final cabinet appointments.

cabinet

Nominees, clockwise from left to right: State, Defense, Interior, Energy, Leather and Justice.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Replacing working electronics

No matter the state of the economy, cool stuff continues to show up in stores and sooner or later hearts begin to yearn for something new and shiny. Normally, you'd want to wait until the old thing either breaks or stops working because of some change in technical standards or file formats or whatever.

But what do you do when you really would like the new thing and the old one just won't die? This must seem a ridiculous notion to those who lived through the real Great Depression and World War II and learned to "Use it all; wear it out; make it do; or go without." (And I'm talking here about the real depression, not the pretend one we have going on right now.)

Two things bring this to mind today. First of all, I have a Creative Zen Micro digital music player (I don't say MP3 because I work at Microsoft after all). I got it for free from work for doing something involving developer community that I don't really remember. I think the original one had a 5GB hard drive in it, but when I sent it in for warranty repair, they replaced it with the 6GB version. I really like it. It has a removable battery that lasts 12 hours and came with a spare. It plays nicely with Napster (where I buy most of my music) and Windows Media Player (where I listen to my music on the PC). On occasion, it has a tiny glitch when a song starts, but it is built like a tank. Like me, it has been to Taiwan, Germany, the Netherlands, Israel, and all over the US - filling many a lonely traveling hour. Secretly though, I'd really like something newer. Not that I've seen one that I want more - not an iPod, not a Zune - I just want something that when I plop it onto the seat tray on the plane people don't look at it like they should take up a collection for me.
"Yes, for just $10 a month, you can help this middle-aged man get a cooler music device."

Attention music player makers - I don't want to watch movies and TV shows on a 2 inch screen. I don't need to see pictures on it either. I just want the battery to last a long time and I want it to use the music I already have. And if it isn't too much trouble, can we please let me change the battery? I swear - I'll buy a second battery. It's pure profit for you.

So, while I would like to get something new just to get something new, there just isn't a device out there that I'm jonesin' for. Someone please make one - just in case my Zen falls under a tire on the day you release it...just in case.

Second case in point...my wife's cell phone.
Let me say first that we are trapped on T-Mobile like passengers on a plane that has sucked a bird into the engines. It isn't because of contracts, those are long over. Through an evil combination of great pricing, good coverage, and the fact that we now have four phones on T-Mobile, no one can match what they offer us.
My talented assistant got her phone years ago. It is a cute little Samsung flip. No camera. No MP3 ringtones. No nothing really. What it has going for it is that it is quite small, the edges are organically round, and the sound it makes when it opens is, as she describes it, "Like opening a little earring box."
Having been with T-Mobile since the earth cooled, she's entitled to upgrade her phone with a contract extension (and we aren't going anywhere). So I finally talked her into going to the T-Mo store and Car Toys to check out some new phones.

I tried to be enthusiastic so I could get something new to play with, but WHAT IS THE DEAL with T-Mobile? All their phones suck!
AT&T has nice phones. Verizon has some nice ones. Not so T-Mo.

The square and angular look is definitely "in" right now, which is lame.
The menus on the phones are all lame compared to this many years old Samsung.
And the quality of the phones according to CNET reviews (thank goodness for CNET) seems to be uniformly poor. We had settled toward a Sony-Ericsson TM506. It had a cute UI. It was square and pointy, but flat enough to carry it well. The camera is pretty good. Turns out it is just a crappy phone though. Grrrr... Luckily we didn't buy it on the spot before checking the reviews.

So long story short, no new toys at our house this week. So no help in stimulating the economy from us.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Starlet Lovelady and the case for "Name Revocation"

Subtitle: ...and I want my money back from all those 900 number calls

Sometimes a story is so profound it demands to be told (or, err, uh, copied from someone else who told it). This particular news story was about the flood damage in Concrete, WA. Not to be confused with Rockport, WA, or Marblemount, WA, or Something-Really-Hard-And-Barren-In-The-Sticks, WA.

Let me introduce you to Ms. Starlet Lovelady.

According to federal naming regulations (which I believe date from the Clinton era), with a name like that, she should look like this:



But in reality she looks like this:


Because of the flooding, Ms. Lovelady has had to give up her job at "Super Hot & Lonely Chat Line" (where her tag line was: "Call now, I'm bored toni...hey who the %^*! ate my Cheetos")

The Federal Bureau of Name Revocation has dispatched a team to Concrete by way of Sedro-Wooley to revoke Ms. Lovelady's name and give her a new one. The FBNR computers are still crunching as we speak, but things look good for "Maude Cheesebottom".