They weren't going to our little theater in town, so we wanted a parent to be there to protect them "pervs". And, since I wanted the little tweens to be free for their tween talk, I sat a few rows back in one of the “single loser” seats. Unfortunately, as the theater began to fill up and the movie was getting ready to start, I realized I was now that “weird perv” sitting alone watching Hannah Montana at noon on a Saturday.
I suddenly went from being this guy:
…to being this guy, lurking at the playground:
<sigh>
No good dead ever goes unpunished I guess.
As for the movie, I’m not a Hannah fan, but overall it wasn’t as painful as it could have been. From the first 5 minutes I thought it would be terrible, but it wasn’t too bad. Other than the fact that I now have to move further away from the school.
Laughing so hard at this! Isn't it strange though, how you were so willing to take your daughter to see Hannah Montana? I guess now that the Olsen twins have grown up a guy's gotta adjust.....
ReplyDeletethat's freakin hilarious. We went too... to a noon show in Auburn and it was totally empty.
ReplyDeleteThose are great "stalk" images. Ahahaha.
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