In this kinder and gentler era of dealing more politely with people ignorant savages who would like to kill us all, I thought I’d take a moment to suggest a few practical replacements now that waterboarding is passe.
5. An HGTV House Hunters International marathon
4. Four words: Middle-Seat, Full-Flight.
3. Sleeping in a hotel bed without untucking the sheet around your feet.
2. Taking a toddler on a “Father-and-Sons” campout.
…and the number one replacement for waterboarding…
1. Spending a night in a flannel-lined sleeping bag while wearing jeans.
or make them watch Keith Oberman
ReplyDeleteI call #1 being 'flannelboarded'. You wrote this while I was watching House Hunters, didn't you.
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